Let’s Have Fun with Acronyms

It’s always fun – and sometimes very instructive – to make fun of people and organizations which take themselves too seriously, so let’s freely smear some acronyms.

Acronym	Original Meaning	Creative Smears
NRA	National Rifle Association	Neurotic Retards Association
USA	United States of America	Utterly Senseless Arrogance
NBA	National Basketball Association	Nothing But Antics Noisily Bouncing Around
UN	United Nations	Unchecked Nepotism Useless Noisemakers
PETA	People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals	Pretentious Entitlement for Tax Avoidance Pitiful Excuse for Tasteless Activism
MAGA	Make America Great Again	Messages for A Gullible Audience Meth And Guns Alliance
BLM	Black Lives Matter	Bumbling Lawless Morons Bigots with Loose Morals
IBM	International Business Machines	Insane Budget Misappropriation Inept Bureaucratic Management
GE	General Electric	Gambling Exchange Grafting Executives
CIA	Central Intelligence Agency	Conspirators In Anger Clueless Information Apparatus
ILM	Indigenous Lives Matter	Idiot Lackey Militants Indoctrination by Lies and Misinformation
BP	British Petroleum	Boundless Pollution
UPS	United Parcel Service	Urgent Package Smashers
IMF	International Monetary Fund	Inconclusive Manipulation of Facts
NFL	National Football League	Nationally Fostered Lobotomy
FBI	Federal Bureau of Investigation	Feckless Blackmail and Intimidation Farcical Bureaucratic Institution
FB	Facebook (stock symbol)	Faceless Buffoon Fomenting Bigotry
GOOG	Google/Alphabet (stock symbol)	Gangsters Organization Of Greed
GM	General Motors	Grotesque Machines Gobshite Management
NSA	National Security Agency	Nameless Spying Assholes No Such Assholes
GCC	Gulf Cooperation Council	Greedy Cunts Club
NAFTA	North American Free Trade Association	Nobody Asked For This Acronym
EU	European Union	Extremely Unrepresentative
NATO	North Atlantic Treaty Organization	No Assistance To Offer
USSR	Union of Soviet Socialist Republics	Utterly Senseless System of Repression